Falsa intervista a Steve Jobs |
My gadgets are awesome, you’ve just gotta buy.
But my wardrobe’s lacking for such a rich guy.The iPhone, now hackers are trying to unlock it.
If you break my phone, you’ll put cash in my pocket!This signal is awful, come on Steve, be noble!
I wish I could help you, but I’ve got T-Mobile!Britney’s gut! Britney’s gut! Britney’s gut! Britney’s gut!
I’ll take off 200 and that’s quite enough.
Now take your store rebate, buy more Apple stuff!The new iPod touch got a (Woo!) stunned reaction.
Although you can’t add events, taste the subtraction!Britney’s gut! Britney’s gut! Britney’s gut! Britney’s gut!
So sell me your soul, the American way!
I’ll box it, I’ll brand it, I’ll sell it on eBay!So eat your three servings of fruit to be healthy.
An Apple a day keeps me nice and wealthy!
[Via Fake Steve]




